if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
Weird Al’s glorious viral video streak has come to an end — Here’s the definitive ranking
Yankovic has been on an incredible winning streak this past week. He released a video a day for eight straight days, starting with the song “Tacky,” a parody of Pharrell Williams’ “Happy,” and ending Monday with “Mission Statement,” a brilliant rip on Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young’s “Suite Judy Blue Eyes.” Publications from Slate to the Wall Street Journal to the Atlantic have been scrambling to explain how a man in the fourth decade of his career could suddenly make such a huge splash.
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person